You know what they say,
"If it's not one thing, it's another."
You can always count on that around here.
When you live with a bunch a boys sometimes you just need to light a candle.
Know what I'm saying?
Well, I did.
And set the lampshade on fire.
Nice, right?
The next day.....
My cell rings.
"Hello?"
"Hi, this is the nurse up at the school. I have David up here in the office......"
LOUD CRASH
house shakes
I scream like a little girl.
"I'm sorry. Something just hit my house."
"It's not an emergency. I can call you back."
"Fine."
So....
I run out the door to see what in the world happened.
Oh, just a pine branch on the roof.
Okay.
Back inside I check Anna's room and the main bathroom.
No damage.
All good.
I'll look in the attic later.
When I find the ladder.
I run up to the school to see about Dave.
Rug burn and a hurt wrist from playing dodge ball in P.E.
Really?
That warrants a call home?
Apparently Dave just wants some ice.
Good grief.
But I digress.
On my return home I go into my bathroom.
Voila, a skylight!
And a log in front of the toilet.
Nice, right?
To be honest,
I'm crying when Rusty pulls in the driveway.
Yes, there are lots of things to be thankful for.
But all I can see is the sky through the bathroom ceiling.
Rusty sets me straight.
No one is hurt.
It's not the first time he's fixed the roof.
He's right, of course.
He says, "Now you can do that ceiling you've been talking about."
But I don't want to do it right now.
I thought I might fold some laundry.
And run the vacuum.
It could happen.
"Can't we just staple a Kroger bag over the hole until I'm ready?" I ask.
No he says because then it won't get done until May.
I don't know where he comes up with these crazy ideas.
After 2 trips to Lowe's and Home Depot.
The board/paneled ceiling I dream about.
Sort of.
It's still unfinished.
But you knew that right?
Think I need a new light fixture.
And paint.
Of course.
It's not May yet, is it?